I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.”
and he was like, “What’s a uterus?”
the skeletons are evolving and we are not prepared
|—||a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)|
…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall.
that is stacy you uncultured swine
sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast
the calendar says september but my soul says Halloween
look at seth rogan’s face it just screams”I have been chosen”
this is perfect hahaha
Legend of Propane.
Netflix yes I know I’ve been laying motionless for three whole episodes but yes I am still watching how dare you