Something,strange.

celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]
kanayamarydayum:

the skeletons are evolving and we are not prepared

kanayamarydayum:

the skeletons are evolving and we are not prepared

YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!
a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)

vriskasbby:

thriftstorewarfare:

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

agentmaines:

mogarmorelikerungar:

Michael calling out Sam’s bullshit

FUCKIN’ GOT ‘EM

agentmaines:

mogarmorelikerungar:

Michael calling out Sam’s bullshit

FUCKIN’ GOT ‘EM

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

underthe-corktree:

the calendar says september but my soul says Halloween

cookiesdf:

Please, don’t be that person. Nobody likes that person.

Check it out at Tapastic!

flawlessxqueen:

gratefully-dabbed:

this-one-laydi:

look at seth rogan’s face it just screams”I have been chosen”

this is perfect hahaha

thatnigga-el

flawlessxqueen:

gratefully-dabbed:

this-one-laydi:

look at seth rogan’s face it just screams”I have been chosen”

this is perfect hahaha

thatnigga-el

Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here
weezelit:

Legend of Propane.

weezelit:

Legend of Propane.

geauxin:

Netflix yes I know I’ve been laying motionless for three whole episodes but yes I am still watching how dare you